Can we reveal the true identify of this unknown crusader?
You’ve been searching for months and now we are able to reveal, through the help of unnamed sources, the first bio for this enigma, and show you the only image known to exist of The Cobra Guy. It was rescued from a public trash can in Red Lodge, Montana. Rumor has it that it was discarded by The Cobra Guy himself because it wasn’t a close enough likeness. We may never know for sure.
The Cobra Guy Bio: This is what we know.
Height: Six foot, two inches
Residence: Somewhere in the United States of America (we think)
Flight Capability: Undetermined, but likely Premier status
Other points of interest:
He wears a tight blue costume, no cape but with some kind of shield he carries around. He regularly fixes complex problems that crop up in Earned Value Management Systems. By day he is evidently passing himself off as an inconspicuous, slightly clumsy, Deltek Cobra Administrator somewhere in the Washington D.C. area. Sources tell us that by night, he reaches out at the speed of light to fellow Cobra users all over the world, fixing problems and promoting better practice wherever he finds a need. We think this simply means he writes blogs and participates in user-group and forum activities on the Internet – but then why the shield?
Little else is known about The Cobra Guy?, but as we find out more, we’ll post it here for the curious readers.